Litter Duty

I hate cleaning up after teenagers. It’s the worst part of the job. There’s a special sort of sociopathy the unformed teen mind exhibits…

Mr. Lonely

You could be forgiven for thinking the greeting card industry is dying. You’d be wrong. The invention of email promised to kill the postal…

Ol’ Ratbag

I hadn’t seen my great-uncle in about eleven years. I hadn’t even remembered that I had a great-uncle until my mother asked me to…

The Winner

The city trains you to not notice things. I mean, you’ve seen the hobos, the hookers, the lunatics having entire conversations with empty space……