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Slimebeast
Slimebeast. The one and only. Thank God. Best known for being awesome and right all the time, Slimebeast (AKA Stonewall Jackoff) is the creator behind several short horror stories that are undeniably beloved the world over. Universally. These include "Abandoned by Disney", "I Hate You", and more.
I hadn’t seen my great-uncle in about eleven years. I hadn’t even remembered that I had a...
Hazel Petti was the bane of our existence. By “ours”, I don’t just mean the students at...
ok so this is REAL and it happened to me and my cousin jared who is 19...
The city trains you to not notice things. I mean, you’ve seen the hobos, the hookers, the...
The numerous neon signs in the front windows buzzed like a swarm of lazy flies, casting a...
Gushers, the candy brand familiar to 90s kids everywhere, dropped a new commercial for Halloween, 2025. By...
Have you ever searched for employment for so long that pretty much any offer looked like a...
Note: For legal purposes, I’m changing the names of not only people, but companies for reasons that’ll...