Creepypastas
Franchise Killer: The Stupid Ones
The numerous neon signs in the front windows buzzed like a swarm of lazy flies, casting a rainbow of corporate influence into the darkness…
Year: 2025
Videos
“FruitHead” – How A Candy Company Embraced Body Horror for Halloween
Gushers, the candy brand familiar to 90s kids everywhere, dropped a new commercial for Halloween, 2025. By “commercial”, I of course mean “twisted body…
Creepypastas
I Am A Lifeguard For A Parking Lot Puddle
Have you ever searched for employment for so long that pretty much any offer looked like a dream job? That was me a few…
Creepypastas
A Ridiculous Affair
Note: For legal purposes, I’m changing the names of not only people, but companies for reasons that’ll be obvious by the end of the…
Creepypastas
Creepypasta Is Dead
Creepypasta is dead. Its corpse is filled with parasites. There was a brief, wonderful window of time in the early 2010s where everything was…
Creepypastas
The Graveyard Club: The Skeleton’s Child
Cemeteries aren’t really scary at night. When you’re a kid, every tombstone has a dark spirit behind it. Every burial plot has a vengeful…
Creepypastas
I’m The Yard Sale Guy. Yes, That One.
Listen… I didn’t exactly apply to be the middleman for a malevolent, nonexistent software company. Who would? I’m not a gamer, a collector, or…
Characters
Moldfather – The FREE TO USE “Slenderman” Replacement
The Slenderman was never truly a “Creepypasta”, per say, and always existed as a much greater internet phenomena that could not be contained on…
Characters
Joykiller – The FREE TO USE “Jeff the Killer” Replacement
Jeff the Killer, a name both famous and infamous in Creepypasta circles. Undoubtedly one of the most notable figures in online horror, Jeff the…