I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble, here… so if you believe in haunted “Lost Episode” legends...
Slimebeast
Slimebeast. The one and only. Thank God. Best known for being awesome and right all the time, Slimebeast (AKA Stonewall Jackoff) is the creator behind several short horror stories that are undeniably beloved the world over. Universally. These include "Abandoned by Disney", "I Hate You", and more.
Never get a hole in one at a mini-golf course. Trust me, the risk is not worth...