I hadn’t seen my great-uncle in about eleven years. I hadn’t even remembered that I had a...
Childhood
Hazel Petti was the bane of our existence. By “ours”, I don’t just mean the students at...
Cemeteries aren’t really scary at night. When you’re a kid, every tombstone has a dark spirit behind...
Listen… I didn’t exactly apply to be the middleman for a malevolent, nonexistent software company. Who would?...
With shades of viral education-gone-wrong sensations such as “Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared” and “Welcome Home”, a...
Never get a hole in one at a mini-golf course. Trust me, the risk is not worth...