Creepypastas
A Ridiculous Affair
Note: For legal purposes, I’m changing the names of not only people, but companies for reasons that’ll be obvious by the end of the…
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Creepypastas
Creepypasta Is Dead
Creepypasta is dead. Its corpse is filled with parasites. There was a brief, wonderful window of time in the early 2010s where everything was…
Creepypastas
The Graveyard Club: The Skeleton’s Child
Cemeteries aren’t really scary at night. When you’re a kid, every tombstone has a dark spirit behind it. Every burial plot has a vengeful…
Creepypastas
I’m The Yard Sale Guy. Yes, That One.
Listen… I didn’t exactly apply to be the middleman for a malevolent, nonexistent software company. Who would? I’m not a gamer, a collector, or…
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Never Ever Ever
I used to go hiking to clear my mind. It was nothing extraordinary. No backpack, no walking stick, no geo-locator app on my phone…
Creepypastas
Clown Cop
Ralph was a prankster. I don’t think you can avoid becoming one if your name is “Ralph”. His parents cursed him at birth, ensuring…
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I Knocked On Death’s Door
I stood on the rain-slicked doorstep of a refurbished two-story house just outside of the city. I looked at the take-out order in my…
Creepypastas
Local Legend (AKA Wendigo With A Gun)
Leonard Skye was a bit of a local celebrity in the absurdly small town where I grew up. Hunter, survivalist, general “man’s man”, Leonard…
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A Few Suggestions (2013)
This is a prequel to Abandoned by Disney — Suggestion: We could use another person at check-in during peak hours. Suggestion: Please move the…