Creepypastas
A Good Old-Fashioned Book Burning
Hazel Petti was the bane of our existence. By “ours”, I don’t just mean the students at Clara Perkins Elementary School. Everyone in town…
Tag: Nostalgia
Creepypastas
Creepypasta Is Dead
Creepypasta is dead. Its corpse is filled with parasites. There was a brief, wonderful window of time in the early 2010s where everything was…
Creepypastas
The Graveyard Club: The Skeleton’s Child
Cemeteries aren’t really scary at night. When you’re a kid, every tombstone has a dark spirit behind it. Every burial plot has a vengeful…
Creepypastas
I’m The Yard Sale Guy. Yes, That One.
Listen… I didn’t exactly apply to be the middleman for a malevolent, nonexistent software company. Who would? I’m not a gamer, a collector, or…
Videos
Learning About A Dead Earth With “For Alien Eyes Only”
With shades of viral education-gone-wrong sensations such as “Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared” and “Welcome Home”, a new darkly comedic series with a puppet…
Creepypastas
A Few Suggestions (2013)
This is a prequel to Abandoned by Disney — Suggestion: We could use another person at check-in during peak hours. Suggestion: Please move the…
Creepypastas
Corruptus (2013)
If you really believe in something, it can be yours. That’s how we’ve been conditioned to think. Mostly, I suppose it’s a coping mechanism…
Creepypastas
Room Zero (2013)
It’s been a while since I’ve written anything related to the Disney Corporation, and I’m sure you can understand why. A lot has been…
Creepypastas
Lost Episodes
I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble, here… so if you believe in haunted “Lost Episode” legends and enjoy living in that world, maybe…
Creepypastas
Never Get A Hole-In-One At Putt Head’s Mini-Golf And Arcade
Never get a hole in one at a mini-golf course. Trust me, the risk is not worth the fleeting sense of accomplishment. Let’s be…